I Love My Pre K Gnomies Valentines Day Shirt tee
An Arkansas Razorback fan is drinking in a Dallas, Texas bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning fromI Love My Pre K Gnomies Valentines Day Shirt tee to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical. Razorback baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Razorback fan just shrugs and replies, “That’s about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy’s a typical Arkansas Razorback baby boy. Gonna be a Razorback football player.” Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of “WOW!” One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, “Say, aren’t you the father of that typical Arkansas Razorback baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody’s been making bets about how big he’d be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?”
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