Femmetees: I Do What I Want Adult Humour Cat Middle Finger Meme Shirt

Friday, July 28, 2023

I Do What I Want Adult Humour Cat Middle Finger Meme Shirt

I Do What I Want Adult Humour Cat Middle Finger Meme Shirt
Four is my absolute favorite age. It’s when they turn into people and have opinions and you can have actual conversations. Three? I said I’d rather do an I Do What I Want Adult Humour Cat Middle Finger Meme Shirt of diapers before I would ever do three again. For a number of years my daughter kept begging for a little brother or sister. I was giving her every excuse in the book, and when I said we can’t afford extra daycare, she offered to drop out of kindergarten so that she could babysit while I was at work. Great kid. A lady I worked with had a 3-month-old grandbaby, that she was juggling (mom was 15), and when I asked if I could borrow the baby, she jumped at the chance. The baby had a bit of colic, which was perfect for my purposes, because my daughter had severe colic and it helped to drive the message home. Unfortunately when we went to pick her up, she couldn’t find the new soy formula and had to send us with the dairy formula. Needless to say, the baby had a blowout diaper to go with the change of formula. So when my daughter asked for help changing the baby’s diaper, I said “I can’t help, I’m at work, you’re babysitting’. {Note, I didn’t leave, we were role playing}. It took her 15 baby wipes, but she got it done like a trooper. Just when she thought she was on top of all this, the had a colic fit because of the dairy formula. And I reminded her that this is exactly what she did at that age. I stepped in on behalf of the baby of course, since I knew what to do and good luck in her pain. But that was when she finally threw up her hands and said she couldn’t do it. She said she was going to stick to babysitting and that’s exactly what she did. ETA – She did not swear off having children because I traumatized her. She never wanted children, she likes taking care of other people’s children. She is autistic and knows her boundaries and her triggers, as do I.

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